A definition of globalization that I can
understand and to which I now can relate: 

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization? 
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.

Question:
How come?

Answer : An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend 
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a 
German
car 
with a
Dutch engine, 
driven
by a Belgian 
who was
drunk 
on
Scottish whisky, 
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling), 
followed
closely by 
Italian
Paparazzi, 
on
Japanese motorcycles, 
treated
by an American doctor,
using 
Brazilian
medicines. 
This is
sent to you by 
an
Australian, 
using 
American
Bill Gates' technology, 
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer, 
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and 
a 
Korean
monitor, 
assembled
by 
Bangladeshi
workers 
in a
Singapore plant, 
transported
by Indian 
truck drivers, 
hijacked
by Indonesians, 
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen 
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 


That, my friends, is  Globalization !